tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post1368586412011304992..comments2023-12-30T03:54:06.864-08:00Comments on Sylvia's Literary BlogSpot: Chapter 16.2 ... You guys were in trouble...Sylvia Hubbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-87717764123008606492008-01-25T00:49:00.000-08:002008-01-25T00:49:00.000-08:00just to lighten the mood : I think Parker needs t...just to lighten the mood : I think Parker needs to know the followingA young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: <BR/><BR/>Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?<BR/><BR/>I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.<BR/>I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with <BR/>$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an<BR/>annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My<BR/>requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income <BR/>of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what<BR/>should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the<BR/>richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper<BR/>limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on<BR/>the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.<BR/><BR/>I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:<BR/> 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the <BR/>names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)<BR/> 2) Which age group should I target?<BR/> 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've<BR/>met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they <BR/>are able to marry rich guys<BR/> 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be<BR/>your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)<BR/><BR/>Ms. Pretty<BR/><BR/><BR/>Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy: <BR/><BR/>Dear Ms. Pretty,<BR/><BR/>I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls<BR/>out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to<BR/>analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is <BR/>more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone<BR/>believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a<BR/>business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very<BR/>simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to<BR/>do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and<BR/>Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly <BR/>problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone<BR/>without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from<BR/>year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the<BR/>viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a<BR/>depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential<BR/>depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much<BR/>worried 10 years later <BR/><BR/>By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating<BR/>with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we<BR/>will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same <BR/>goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,<BR/>but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation<BR/>value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income <BR/>is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would<BR/>advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by<BR/>the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k <BR/>annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.<BR/><BR/>Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do<BR/>contact me…<BR/>signed,<BR/>J.P. Morgan<BR/><BR/>What a Joke?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01299242081958401073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-56439780826297092932008-01-24T12:24:00.000-08:002008-01-24T12:24:00.000-08:00im all UP and stimulated. bad lilo! im suppose to ...im all UP and stimulated. bad lilo! im suppose to be studying :( *bites nail* boy i hope he asks about turkey basters tomorrow :S<BR/><BR/>wouldnt that be weird if he did??<BR/><BR/>happy the comment made you laughed. and i must add lady you are a hard worker. you be all over the place. you sure you doing you work? or are you one of THOSE ppl :PUnemployed Bunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11772378480658948614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-53026795999959274032008-01-24T11:45:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:45:00.000-08:00refresh your screens folks to see the conversation...refresh your screens folks to see the conversation between parker and charisse. <BR/><BR/>sorry bout that.Sylvia Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-87954494002157086252008-01-24T11:15:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:15:00.000-08:00i'll try to post another.i'll try to post another.Sylvia Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-55723214888840588002008-01-24T11:11:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:11:00.000-08:00what conversation? you mean what she was going to ...what conversation? you mean what she was going to tell him? i still got there on my board to get to.Sylvia Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-6925724788263516582008-01-24T11:08:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:08:00.000-08:00Also you know we aren't getting more until Monday ...Also you know we aren't getting more until Monday so you could please please please give us another chapter.Carmel Beautyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09555255368575469368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-65634102081032275172008-01-24T11:06:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:06:00.000-08:00Not to say I don't like the conv with Chnya but I ...Not to say I don't like the conv with Chnya but I want to know why she can't have relations with her husband yesterday when she said daddy for the first time she acted like she wanted to then so what is going on?Carmel Beautyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09555255368575469368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-21943658805397005692008-01-24T11:05:00.000-08:002008-01-24T11:05:00.000-08:00Sylvia what happened to the conversation between P...Sylvia what happened to the conversation between Parker and Charisse?Carmel Beautyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09555255368575469368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-71600610905623241032008-01-24T10:57:00.001-08:002008-01-24T10:57:00.001-08:00i double posted inside the post. sorry bout that f...i double posted inside the post. sorry bout that folks. <BR/><BR/>Comment please !!!Sylvia Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13456339.post-78997251450883794882008-01-24T10:57:00.000-08:002008-01-24T10:57:00.000-08:00i double posted inside the post. sorry bout that f...i double posted inside the post. sorry bout that folks. <BR/><BR/>Comment please !!!Sylvia Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12058864162890325349noreply@blogger.com